1. It doesn’t matter how great one is @ their job, if you’re black your congress won’t let you be great.
2. Black don’t crack, not even under pressure
3. Even the President’s kids act a damn fool when daddy’s not around
4. No ones safe! Fuck you ISIS!
5. When he does great, we say he could do better, when he falls short on something, we blame him for everything he didn’t do (Bush years).
6. Give people something for free and they will still complain (we see you ObamaCare).
7. Love Wins
8. Your mom gets excited for the State of the Union address like Denzel is coming over for dinner or something (or is it just my mom?).
9. The Whitehouse has hosted more black people than the Oscars. IJS!
10. Black Lives Still Matter!